thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Randomize
