Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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