Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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