if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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