Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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