bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we're making bets on your personal life
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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