hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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