All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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