Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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