doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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