Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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