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(919): View more from North Carolina

please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.

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(303): View more from Colorado

No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm so horny

(913): View more from Kansas

I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect

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(804): View more from Virginia

he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.

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(315): View more from New York

There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy

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(619): View more from California

We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.

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(209): View more from California

Any luck with the purse?

(509): View more from Washington

No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that

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