Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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