Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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