The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize