That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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