So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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