do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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