Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
