He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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