Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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