Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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