season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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