whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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