Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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