jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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