i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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