this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
