are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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