And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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