Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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