i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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