I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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