We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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