Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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