Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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