Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
