quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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