Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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