He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize