so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We got so high we made milksteak
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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