I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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