weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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