have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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