i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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