Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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