He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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