Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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