Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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