oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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