Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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